Yet another superb life decision from a young man whose lifespan is probably now measured in days.

THE GOODEST OF BOIS.

This article doesn’t even touch on why the creation of the labradoodle was a problem aside from the usual “they’re being bred by people just in it for the money” issue of dog breeding.

I know quite a few people with doodles. They all spent over $1000 for what is basically a boutique mutt. They’re great dogs but highly overpriced. I have a shelter “doodle” that is 75% lab and 25% poodle. I’d take him over a legit bred doodle any day. His curly poodle hair goes down his spine so it’s not visible…

Also there doesn’t need to be any quid pro quo for him to be impeached for asking a foreign leader to dig up dirt on his political opponent. 

For all the trolls bleating about the supposed lack of an “explicit quid pro quo,” it’s right there in the middle of the fucking call:

I’m fully enjoying this because I’ve had so little to enjoy that my joy barometer is broken and this is what happiness and hope feels like now.

God, I wish I could fully enjoy this. I wish I could revel in this utter stupidity and incompetence and absurdity. I wish I could just bathe in the schadenfreude without that pessimistic voice in the back of my head staring out the window distractedly and softly whispering, “none of this matters, you know.”

Yeah, about that:

I just want everyone to take a deep breath.

I had two separate conversations this past weekend about what TikTok even is (I and my friend group are ~34 years old). The best I can settle on is “Vine but longer,” and that cat/Mr Sandman video might be the thing that convinces me TikTok is a good idea.

This entire post is just presenting the opinion of an old Republican operative as fact, which is an incredibly weird thing for a liberal website to do. 

Yes, totally a great reason why this candidate deserves anyone’s vote—because he’s not as familiar as Joe Biden, but is still very much like him.

I really liked his show, for years. now i just feel overall sick to my stomach about it everytime i see/hear his name.what is it with these media guys? ( i know stupid question)

Ah, the fake kneel. That’s the move elderly or overweight Catholics do at church where they just scoot their ass a little closer to the edge of the pew so they don’t have to struggle to get back up.

This is like one of the best (and increasingly rare and true proper) lifehacks I’ve seen on this site.

I bet his pronunciation of “croissant” is wonderful.

This gif was the best thing to come out of that episode.

Also, bees! </obligatory>