No, Iowa produces bacon. Lots and lots of deliciously salty tasty bacon.

I’ll make a blind guess that is has to do with the soon to be Alpha Romeo version of the Miata.

“A telephone pole with a Camaro wrapped around it may as well be the state tree of North Carolina”

I didn’t realize this would be that big.... But it’s really the response I want to give to all these fuckwits.

I’m a Miami native who doesn’t cheer for any Miami teams (inherited pro-New York fandom) but this isn’t true. The Dolphins get strong attendance despite being terrible since Marino left. Even after The Big 3 era ended last year, Miami had the 4th highest average attendance in the NBA, according to ESPN. And that was…

The Marlins? You mean the leach on Miami-Dade that has actively spit in the face of its city and fanbase?

Jesus Yamaha, isn’t it just a little bit shitty to have women wearing Yamalube 1/2 shirts?

Loria: Welcome to the neighborhood David, pretty sweet deal having the city pick up the tab on your new stadium, am I right?

I hate everyone in this video. I hate their hipster doofus vibe. I hate the groom’s smug face and dipshit haircut. If you think this is cute or funny, you are part of the problem.

“Buy 10 4x1 line pieces you can summon at any time for $2.99!”

Good to see a positive story about an officer helping someone. It happens a lot, you just don’t hear about it.

“You like dags?”

Also fun fact from Snatch...on the DVD, there is a subtitle option called “Pikey say what?” It only subtitles all the Pikey parts...there is one seen where Pitt is just rambling on and the subs read all ?????

On a Guy Ritchie note, this is probably one of my favourite parts of Snatch

It’s called having a “frap”.

I only stopped watching long enough to type that I only stopped watching long enough to type this

Here’s Waldo:

I feel like "How I Became Your Mother" would have been catchier

This series will be followed by “I Am Taint”, a profile of Kanye West.