Reasons why I eat meat;

Is Houston now in Florida? Nobody told me they moved it.

Naked man, holding gun.
Ran and shot a fisker.
Got arrested, went to jail.
Butthole's known as "Fister"

Am I the only person who is kinda down with this?

When they got him out of the car, he was Dizzy Gillespie.

Logitech makes mice with a button that turns the free scrolling on and off. You can scroll for miles and miles if that's what you want, or you can hit a button and it'll click at regular intervals again.

Damn now i want taco bell for dinner....

The issue here is that traffic stops are extremely dangerous for cops, and any movement could be a grab for a gun. At night, it's a good idea to slowly turn on your cabin light after you've parked your car so the officer can see inside. A less nervous cop is a safer you.

That may not always be the best idea. Reaching into your glove box could make an officer nervous, thinking you're reaching for something you shouldn't be. Best bet is always to wait until they ask you for it.

This guy is going to be disappointed. He thought under Obamacare that going to the hospital meant he could ignore the Bills.

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Hi! I'm a Filipino and a former US Navy man so this subject is something of a point of interest for me.

I'd be pretty sure that 99.99999% of the people that need help didn't kick any navy out of anywhere.

You seem to be confusing a country with people.

"Most of the time, our government is crap. Every so often though, it does get things that just work."

What's with the Michael Shannon obsession?

Haha the kid that gets clothes lined by that official.

Legalize it. Tax it. Enjoy the fuck out of it & let someone else drive you.

Based on years of personal research, I find that the ideal time to have a cup of coffee is right now.

Mass of Massholes amass en masse?

Shhhhh!