I have some person-of-few-words scenarios already worked out. These have taken me years to develop, so listen and learn, my children:

"I'm not saying there are times to speak less because you're a woman"

Fred: What happened?

As much as I quite like Amy Adams and enjoy seeing her in films, I can't help thinking of another *Amy* who'd probably be a much closer match for Janis Joplin: Amy RYAN. She has incredible range as a performer and is no stranger to *deglamming* herself for an acting role. She was incredibly convincing as the absolute…

Haha, oh I know, I just like stirring the BBQ folks up. As I responded elsewhere in this thread, I love all kinds of BBQ.

Illegal in most US states up until the mid 1900's and still prohibited in some counties; the Coventry Climax once held rank among the great, intimate acts - The Dirty Sanchez, The Eifel Tower and a personal favorite, The Donkey Punch. But, too much Piston Rubbing resulted in such widespread chaffing that the Coventry…

(best viewed while quietly weeping in the corner)

Remember folks, when riding, everything...and I mean EVERYTHING is out to kill you. Even the air you breathe. When you get that notion into your head, only then will you survive long enough to tell stories about your fun times on 2-wheels. I can tell you from experience that even letting your mind wander away for more…

That's why I have a pill kit.

To those of you saying . "hey, you invited ME out, suck it.", you're missing the point.

He sounds like...

This came from the early days BEFORE the air cleaner was ducted with cooler air. On an older car that just had a snout off the cleaner this greatly improved the amount of air going into the engine and also made it sound great.

Wow, what a blunder. I know the pitch was in rough condition, but there was grass on the field.

Please try to keep the herpes that are known as politics away from Jalopnik. This is an automotive enthusiast website. Just because you saw a story that had the word "car" in it, doesn't mean it belongs here. Must be a slow Friday.

What I want to know is how the hell he got his other car parked in his apartment?

"How many lumps do you want?"

While I intellectually get the arguments against 3 pedals, I still don't like it. It's "more = better" type of thinking that I don't think holds in all cases. If I can get this degree of performance doing it one way, and I can get +1 more degree of performance doing it another way, then that's always better. Look,…

My parents made these type of potatoes when I was a kid 25 years ago. Dude invented nothing. Though with that said, a good tip for how to cut these right is to put them in a wooden spoon when cutting. It's make it so you don't cut all the way through and get and even depth with each of your cuts.

Very true. We very rarely if ever write or sit alone. We try to always be in pairs. I'm thinking this tech may lead officers into a false sense of safety. I can see officers that would start to write alone. If someone is this close to my cruiser without me knowing, well then I'm already at a tactical disadvantage.…

"Turn Off Seat Belt Alerts"