Bad? WTFAYTA?

That’s a great trip. Nothing is more consistently beautiful mile after mile as the overseas highway, with the possible exception of the PCH.

Le sigh. This is (one of) the bad part of living in Southern Florida. If you want to go on a road trip outside the state, you have to put up with 6 hours of extreme boredom sprinkled with bits of sheer terror from the non-driving assholes behind the wheel here.

I had colon surgery; now I have a semicolon.

ROFLMAO!

“...I know you guys dig it, and it’s my job to make you happy :)“

Get a room, you two.

Christ, what a stunningly gorgeous and sexy woman. What grace while demonstrating utter control over her very powerful body.

As a fan of Dark Side of the Moon, I’m offended that prisms are gay.

Fuck

As Dave Barry would say, it would make a great name for a rock group.

“Short-fingered vulgarians”

My buddy at the dealership says that this is golden unicorn that shits rainbows. He’s not seen one (and it’s a BIG dealership), and if I want one it has to be ordered, and forget about that buddy discount.

You should see at my house, where there are two of us drinking it.

LOL. That one no workie either. I’m going to credit you a chuckle nonetheless.

Billy, either your reading comprehension is for shit, or you’re trolling me.

I just didn’t expect that 20 rows back I was going to get blue mung on myself. It was my first time at the show, and really didn’t know much about it. It was a special night out in Vegas for my wife and I, and the show was just part of it, so were were dressed up.

I’ve had the pleasure twice of driving from SF to the LA area on the PCH.. Dead right that it is one of the most stunningly gorgeous areas in the world.

I once went to a Blue Man Group performance wearing a rather expensive custom-made white linen guayabera. At the end, when they turn out the lights and turn on the blue lights, they have giant rolls of paper at the front that they unroll over the audience. Well, I looked down at my shirt and there were a bunch of…