I've had a couple of "chick" cars including an NB Miata. Her name was Doris. Some of my buddies snickered when I spoke of her.

A splendor. A splendor of Miatas.

I have had one since 2007. First vehicle I've paid off and kept since forever. It easily towed by 20 ft Proline. It fits a crap-ton of stuff in the trunk under the bed, securely. It sits 5 adults comfortably. It drives like a car, and when I'm in the NC twisties, that is a big, big help. I have slogged it…

I was a county bus driver in Miami for 13 years, Which means I have a 13-year-long horror story, so....

In B4 "fucking pig was only trying to cop a feel".

Pardon us for stepping on your lawn.

As the owner of a vacation rental, I don't understand why people stay at shitty vacation rentals that keep ratty or incomplete kitchens. Is it a price thing?

Well, I guess it's a good thing I haven't either. Thinking it through for more than two seconds I see you're right.

I call luck. Maybe a little assist in turning the wheel to the right, but yeah. Luck.

Oh, yeah, watershed event. I know people who were on that scene.

As a perpetually horny man, yes please.

Yeah, or AK-47.

I'm going to answer the silent alarm at the bank by myself and walk right in with my head up my ass.

Dem lipppsssssssssss.

Because unlike the Audi, the reference isn't broken. Scott is a giant douche and deserves to be outed for the turd he is.

PO here. Our agency adopted a modified chase policy years ago. Generally, it has to be subjects fleeing from a violent felony. Armed robbery, homicide, aggravated battery, etc. Property crimes, including car thefts do not ever get chased. Never mind traffic violators. If I try to stop you for a traffic offense…

I got wood watching that.