I would like to assert that being human is a form of mental illness. Just look at how terribly bad and illogical so many humans behave.

Pfft! I can finish a Rubik's cube in 5 seconds. Just gimme a hammer to smash it with and I'm telling you... it's finished.

@bob_d: Including, as well, certain male Bond villains!

@ThisDudeRufus: You're correct, except for the running around naked. That I already do, routinely.

@Chip Overclock:

@interrogator_chaplain: I'd hardly call that a benefit.

One would naively hope that the 1994 impact of the Shoemaker-Levy 9 comet on Jupiter would suffice to wake the general populace up for the very real possibility that we could be wiped off the surface of the Earth with very little prior notice.

@winzerdog:

@JakeMG : Holiday Cheer-leader: I, for one, share your enthusiasm.

Nothing necessarily mutant about extra breasts. The condition does exist for real, although it's rare, and is called "polymastia." Details here:

Ah, so my hopes that 2010 will indeed be the year we make contact aren't entirely lost just yet. Good!

@bowen13: Sorry I didn't get it right away.

@bowen13: Ah, well, I'm old but not old enough to need viagra just yet. :)

@nctrns: Very true!

@nctrns: How so?

@artiofab:

@artiofab: Glad you thought of my comment as adorable.

@artiofab: Should I read some sarcasm in your comment?

@bowen13: Why? What's wrong with really connecting with people?

@SpammerOvTheGods: No, though she was one of the people I chatted with during those first 5 hours.