There’s a strong intersection between the type of dude who wants a brown turbo diesel manual wagon, and the type of dude who would fly 5000 miles on a whim to see a woman he’s only texted.

She also Rick Rolled the audience:

FUCKIN CRAIG, LOVE THAT GUY

i have nothing to add to this very great post other than the anecdote that one of my “science textbooks” in my TX christian school was literally called when god made the dinosaurs