Complaining about a specific dress code rule that’s being made (and the reasons given for it) isn’t the same as saying there should be no clothing restrictions at all.

You’re right. The register of “groceries” is fantastic — vernacular, spontaneous, juicy. Love that sibilance.

Yeah, Grand Buffet is too literal. Groceries works best, for sure.

it could at least be a litmus test of sorts, because if they don’t think sushi cat island is awesome, they are hopeless.

My favorite thing is that I have never seen GoT, I asked one person a couple years back what its deal was and he gave me this long explanation of all the families and their dramas that I found profoundly uninteresting. I asked another friend the same question and he was all “I watched an episode the other day and I…

Digestive enzymes won’t do squat for reflux. It’s not a problem with digestion. It’s a problem with reflux, and it’s usually structural. You should probably consult with a pediatric gastroenterologist. Have a swallow study done at least; that’s pretty noninvasive. Kid just has to stand in front of a fluoroscope while…

Same here! None of my friends think it’s funny and I crack up no matter how many times I’ve seen it

There’s that too. I love eggs, but that is one preparation that makes NO SENSE.

Guns in the home make it easy.

Hey Bob, hope that movie includes that Wakefield’s data was fradulent, that Wakefield callously and with disregard ( yes, I went there) ordered unnecessary colonoscopies with biopsies and spinal taps on autistic children that were not approved by an ethics committee, and that there was a huge conflict of interest on…

Twitter user: “Heil Hitler”

Her family members that she is being placed with are not relative strangers. She considers them family. They visited her (on their own dime, from Utah) once a month, and Skype with her every week. That foster family purposefully and selfishly created a traumatic situation where they could have been following the law…

He likes one aspect of the meet-and-greets, but hates another. What’s so weird about that? You can have more than one feeling about something, and even feelings that are in conflict, it’s called “ambivalence”

Abortifacients is the correct scientific term. Cringing at it is like cringing at the word vagina. However, oral contraceptives, even Plan B, are not abortifacients.

Anne Wojcicki, Brin’s “wealthy and wildly smart” ex-wife

I mean... or we could refer to Anne Wojcicki’s own (not insignificant) accomplishments like 23andme and not treat her like another man’s former property. Please and thank you.

Okay so yeah, their diet means like, you basically can’t enjoy eating ever again, but I want to talk about the juice cleanse part.

We all feel that way right now. Solidarity.

I have 2 million granny squares to finish by the end of April. Fine, it’s not that many, but it might as well be.