Finished two shirts for my MIL:

If my cat had not just claimed my lap and started snoring, I would be weaving 5 feet of plain white table runner and binging Firefly followed by Vikings. The patterned border is a bitch and one side has already taken 6 hours to do, so I’m looking forward to the plain white part. Mindless weaving can be great...

Mine is currently stalled. I am also knitting a hat right now, but I dropped a stitch and I misplaced my crochet hook to try and pick it back up, so I’m just waiting until I have the inclination to work on it again. I also need to get started soon on a baby sweater for my stepbrother, since his wife is due sometime in…

It is! It’s based on the Fallen London browser game (that I have not played) and you basically sail around on a subterranean ocean doing piratey things in a weird Neil-Gaiman-meets-China-Mieville universe. I’ve only been playing it this weekend and I still don’t really know what I’m doing but I am enjoying it…

no. thetallbrunette and i are less than a year in and are no longer “fucking each other’s brains” out. we’ve cooled. but, we’re also more in love than ever, and though we’re not having sex multiple times a day like we used to, the sex we ARE having is mindblowing.

I found it! Bunnya Bernadinae.

All four were?

Well I mean, babies aren’t supposed to be driving cars.

Got to listen to two astronauts talk recently at a function. Apparently weightlessness means they have to add something like time again to any task they do. If it takes two hours on the ground it takes three in space bc it's so different. Crazy stuff.

1. Do you think these people work 24/7?

Alternative medicine? He means, like, rice shavings disguised as whatever the fuck GNC sells to make you lose weight, gain muscle, increase your energy level, maximize your penis size, gain weight, become an eternal God like figure to rule forever over your creatine built castle? I’ll just lay it out there like a…

my sister and I call it “brewing a menses”

Not even a little bit, brother.

I know right? It would be so damn easy. All you’d have to endure is all that accompanies a sexual assault trial. Society in general is super cool to women claiming they’ve been raped/assaulted, especially by men in a position of power. You wouldn’t be asked intrusive questions about your personal life, you wouldn’t…

EVERYONE who has the vaccine is going to die.

To: Real Unprocessed Food

The whole site has been really fucking snarky recently. It’s almost tiring reading one sarcastic snark after another. This is a good thing. Can we just have a good thing and call it that? For once?

I have actually! Good catch. I’m proud of them, and a snail is just too good a present not to brag about.