Did you major in Political Science?

It was actually entirely accidental. The Art History prof was truly hilarious, so any semester I had open hours, I signed up for one of his classes.

What, no love for Asheville?

I STILL maintain that he’s only dead in the most technical of senses, but that’s just me being a king high bastard.

I guess that could be the name of the group of musicians Walder Frey hired for that one Wedding at The Twins...Although The Celebration of Pointy Delights would probably be a more apt name for them, now that I think about it.

This is one of those rare instances where I haven’t read the book, so I can’t comment on that part. In the film, we don’t get any information about where the Mimics live primarily, so all I’ve got to go on is the fact that they were shown primarily as a land based threat, with the ability to travel over water as…

Oh, the idea of referencing one of the most well known stories ever makes sense.

...That has got to be the most far fetched nonsense either of us has ever read. I’m refusing to believe it, simply based on the fact that it’s somewhere in the vicinity of Pluto, when it comes to “how far out there” it is. xD

And if we were talking about a sequel to the book, that might matter. We’re not, though. While they could use that as a setup, given what we have to work with within the reality of the film, the war was over. All fronts were advancing with no sign of resistance, so it makes no sense that there’d be a sudden…

You’re assuming the rest of The Watch would doubt a story about Jon being killed by the very Wildlings he allied with. Burning the body to avoid a potential wight would be a sensible precaution, after what happened at The Fist of the First Men. Anyone who wasn’t there would only have the word of the men at Castle…

The war ended with the destruction of The Omega. Did you miss the end of the movie? xD

Oh, he has. Because he can’t be wrong. After all, if he could be wrong, he’d be one of us peons, not an honest-to-God Director in Hollywood, with Responsibility for Important Productions.

Wait, how would this even work? Part of the beauty of the film in question is that it was a well contained system that functioned pretty much perfectly within it’s logical framework. Unless we’re going to say that we got invaded again, I don’t see how we have Part 2.

I minored in Art History in college....<.<....>.>....xD

Exactly.

The majority of the remaining defenders of Castle Black were on hand for Jon’s Special Party of Stabby Fun, so it’s not like they needed to worry about guilt or blame. When 90% of the potential witnesses are part of the cover-up, it’s the people trying to tell the truth that need to be worried.

That’s about as reasonable as “Jon’s handful of allies manage to sneak away with the body in a castle full of antagonistic criminals with sharp objects”.

I like making people smile.

This is true. I’m sure the answer is “Ser Alliser is a fuckwit”. That’s always the answer with Ser Alliser.

But, again, how’d the body ever get out of their hands? Jon’s friends are kind of small in number, considering that a good portion of them died defending the tunnel from that giant, and then several more bought it at Hardhome.