... can you bring some chickfetuses home, in that case? I'm having a craving.

This is like something my husband would do just to see if he could first make me angry, and then make me grossed out.

Sunny side up doesn't get a flip at all. A lot of places can't serve SSU because of salmonella, food laws, blah blah, so "over easy" is the solution to that. You flip it, then almost immediately remove it. This also makes sure the white gets cooked on both sides while still achieving a runny yolk.

The egg's not fertilized, so it's not even oozing baby chicken! I solved your problem! :D

Call it "eggs, three ways" and charge him extra.

Whoa, whoa, WHOA. Whoa.

But gin does such awful things to my body and brain :(

When the world revolves around you, why worry about the sun?

You have reading comprehension issues, don't you?

*facepalm*

I have a story almost exactly like this— my very first "real" job out of college, we kept smelling natural gas. We called the building supervisor, he called his maintenance guy, and they stood right in front of us and said "Hysterical women," and laughed it off.

I saw the shaking and gasped out loud— I can't believe there wouldn't be more care taken than that, even if there was a chance that they were just "selling it."

I wear tank tops all the time when I game, because if I'm playing a demanding game that heats my laptop up, I sweat like mad. If people don't like it, they can go to hell. What a bunch of idiots.

I have an ex who does not like melted cheese. Every so often, we'd be out and I'd just blurt uot another food I realized he wouldn't eat.

I love the reference to all the old folks hanging at Wendy's. My parents hang out with a battalion of other old folks at the local Arby's.

Got stuck with a train full of French students on the chunnel from Paris to London. It was utter chaos. The baggage storage was empty, but all their bags were in the aisle. We got up to go to the bar car and came back to find people in our (assigned) seats, eating sandwiches they'd brought. General confusion and total…

We overtip all of our delivery people and still get horrendous service. But I think it's because the Chinese place is always mega-slammed and the dudes at the pizza joint are always stoned. I'll keep on tipping, because hey, you drove my food here.

I think people might be taking issue with what you said because you juxtaposed "he's just not into other ladies" with "trying to get him into therapy." But I'm guessing the therapy thing is more because of his confidence issues?

More people need to feel like you do. BUT... when I say more people, I don't mean more poly people. I mean more poly people, more religious people, more non-religious people, more monogamous people, more vegetarians, more vegans, more meat eaters, more... you get my point.

I mean, that's not really any different from any other game, is it? Any game you get for the mobile phone continually gets more and more difficult, and they offer you money to make it less difficult. Just because it's not matching candy doesn't mean it's any different— or any "less." That's how mobile games make money.