Yeah, but @El Santo and I don't give a shit.

Better known as "Groundhog Day"

Raymond Chandler is rolling over in his grave right now. Or maybe again, since it was made in 2008.

"…perpetually…erect…C-

I said the same thing on 9/11 in Pittsburgh. No one got the joke, kinda like this time.

Isn't everyone in love with "Heavens Gate" these days?

That's "Sir Son of A Whore" to you!!

I was gonna be nice and just say that there was no dam…but thanks for the honesty!!

White folk say freedom looks like "this"…

—doves get released—

They only meet up at (Pine)Wood Studios

Those aren't sideburns.

Woody Allen would like a word with you…

Better known as "Aaron Sorkin decides to abandon Sports Night because he'd rather have nearly all of the stars as guest/regular actors on The West Wing".

I'll get back to you in 60 minutes…

I'm sure you mean "50 Shades of Ohhhh!!! Jayyyyyyy!!!!!!"

Ha!! "Ladies choice!!"

And now I have to go binge watch SN for the next two days. Thanks!!! (It'll only be like the eighth or ninth time, it's not like I have a problem…)

Some sick, twisted part of me actually wants to see the last part of this be true, 'cause how fucked up would that be?

"Ted Cruz" and "goodness" are two things that have nothing to do with each other.