I used to agree, then that rare beast called Bad Breakup Sex came along and changed my perspective just a little bit. It ended with neither of us even remotely getting off, her crying in the fetal position and me wanting to get out of there so fast I didn't even bother to look for my socks (it was a pretty cold and…

I have to agree with this. Now if it had been your brother-in-law, that's a whole different ballpark there…

Don't be picking on Cheerwine like that! He had no choice over genetics!

Geez, you are such a jerk for saying that.

When is it not?

*stars fly across screen*

So in translantion, we're a bunch of "showerbags"? Man, I am so confused.

you wanna finish her off?

Can't like that last sentence enough. Not giving a shit is a brutal way to get through life, but I believe there are certain exceptions to be made and stupid pointless dreams about exs that haven't been a part of your life after however many years is one of those exceptions.

Unless "vision" is french they kinda botched the renaming here…

Francisco Franco: Still dead.

Probably safe to say he won't be starring in anything in the near or far future…

Since I hang out with these meatheads who actually like to watch MMA (to the point that they don't even bother with the WWE anymore) the answer to the question is a firm no. I also think that they are casually aware of this, but their consciousness just won't allow reality to set in.

If only it were that easy…Oh wait, I guess that really doesn't improve anything does it?

I was about to ask the same about SAT. Can't we just use one term for all the same (essentially the same I guess) things?

I wasn't really sure that's what I heard until they panned back over to Nick, and my first thought was, Huh, he really does look like a Depression-era garbageman.

The fun fact is that we take mother hens' dead meat, lather them in their own eggs, and then fry and eat them! The circle of life!

WHAT ELSE ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO WITH OURSELVES?!?!?

I came to know the replacements long after they had broken up. If not for the Singles soundtrack I'm not sure I'd still know who they were. But delving in and just exposing myself to music made me the kind of guy that was able to laugh. When used CD bins were a thing I remember overhearing an overaged frat guy finding…

Yeah, I knew there was a really obvious one I was spacing out on. Quality of that one was kinda hit and miss if I recall though.