Jiff uses the nuts and the shells!

U sure it's not Peter Pan?

But at the same time?

This afternoon…in a cart.

I didn't realize RedLetterMedia was allowed to post here…

Wait…are you my supervisor?

Not to disparage Savage Dik(achu!) above me, but I'd just like to note that it's been nice that Dan has recently gone back to a few more letters per column and briefer yet curt and responsible responses. A nice change, and getting back to form is a good thing. Now turn your heads and cough…

I always consider it to be a tie between her and Delroy Lindo. But in bad (or in this case, barely watchable) movies he's usually the best thing going for the film anyway.

Or until next January…

Bisexuality increases your odds of going home with someone by 50%…

At least not on NBC, ABC, CBS, or FOX!

redundant questions need not apply

I think you misspelled #cancerWhovian

We didn't start the fire?

I would love a third Hellboy movie. Needs to get made before Ron Perlman retires…not that he ever will. Easily one of the best, hardest working guys in Hollywood.

At least it's not Dik Love, eh, I mean Savage Dik!

"What is it with you?"

So did your mom…

I'd rather not think about what's about to happen

I'm gonna have to rewatch that one, cause I can't recall it. Perhaps that means something…