Is this supposed to be a "thing"?  I'm not seeing the humor, although there is a spider plant creeping up behind you right now…

Death Wish III was the first DW I saw, probably late night on HBO or Cinemax in '86 or '87 and it was the best thing I had ever seen when I was twelve.  Since then I've only actually gone back and watched the original, which, when I finally did watch it a few years ago, is a surprisingly great if dark movie.  Seeing…

Death Wish III was the first DW I saw, probably late night on HBO or Cinemax in '86 or '87 and it was the best thing I had ever seen when I was twelve.  Since then I've only actually gone back and watched the original, which, when I finally did watch it a few years ago, is a surprisingly great if dark movie.  Seeing…

I'm waiting for the Commentary Tracks of the Damned.

I'm waiting for the Commentary Tracks of the Damned.

This is not the sequel to Harvey that I was expecting.

This is not the sequel to Harvey that I was expecting.

My mom saw Hostel when she was pregnant with me!

My mom saw Hostel when she was pregnant with me!

There was also that Supernatural episode with the faux Ghost Hunters where the brothers used an electromagnet to erase hard drives and video.  Kinda like the BB episode I imagine (still haven't really gotten into BB, and for not being a big fan of Supernatural, I think I've managed to see that episode at least 3…

There was also that Supernatural episode with the faux Ghost Hunters where the brothers used an electromagnet to erase hard drives and video.  Kinda like the BB episode I imagine (still haven't really gotten into BB, and for not being a big fan of Supernatural, I think I've managed to see that episode at least 3…

Thanks for finding this!  I've been wondering if this just wasn't some nightmare I had when I was 5.  Was there a remake by any chance?  Or am I just really making things up now?

Thanks for finding this!  I've been wondering if this just wasn't some nightmare I had when I was 5.  Was there a remake by any chance?  Or am I just really making things up now?

I can't say I've had Killians since high school, and that was two decades ago.  The point is that the annoying chewing gum douche that doesn't stop makes me want to punch my computer screen, and I'll accept any substitute.

I can't say I've had Killians since high school, and that was two decades ago.  The point is that the annoying chewing gum douche that doesn't stop makes me want to punch my computer screen, and I'll accept any substitute.

Peter Hedges has been around for years.  He wrote What's Eating Gilbert Grape, among a few other adaptations and directorial credits, so I guess it's actually more pathetic that you can't accept coincidences in life.  I'm not defending the movie, by the way, just the importance of knowing what you're talking about.

Peter Hedges has been around for years.  He wrote What's Eating Gilbert Grape, among a few other adaptations and directorial credits, so I guess it's actually more pathetic that you can't accept coincidences in life.  I'm not defending the movie, by the way, just the importance of knowing what you're talking about.

It's the evil spawn of the MPDG and the Magical Black Man.

It's the evil spawn of the MPDG and the Magical Black Man.

I would watch that sequel, especially since I tried to watch Juno for the first time since it came out an found it incredibly annoying.  I find it hard to believe I was mildly amused by it back in 2007.  I blame it on bad drugs.