You're stupid! Neener neener.

Truth.

Truth.

You've Got Mail is bad.  Just plain bad.  Some rom-coms have some kind of redeemable quality (like at least a laugh or two) but I felt dumber for having seen it with my girlfriend when it came out.

You've Got Mail is bad.  Just plain bad.  Some rom-coms have some kind of redeemable quality (like at least a laugh or two) but I felt dumber for having seen it with my girlfriend when it came out.

Trying to figure out your point here.

Trying to figure out your point here.

Torture porn as an entire genre.  I have a minor appreciation for it when done right (the first Saw) but good fucking grief, gore just for the sake of gore is pointless if it has nothing to do with the story.

Torture porn as an entire genre.  I have a minor appreciation for it when done right (the first Saw) but good fucking grief, gore just for the sake of gore is pointless if it has nothing to do with the story.

It still amazes me that I saw Jaws IV: The Revenge in the theatre.  I might have been 11 and I swear five minutes in I knew what a piece of crap it was.

It still amazes me that I saw Jaws IV: The Revenge in the theatre.  I might have been 11 and I swear five minutes in I knew what a piece of crap it was.

Potato, POTAHTOE.

Potato, POTAHTOE.

I read nearly all of the Dirk Pitt books when I was in high school (early '90s).  I could never figure out how or why this never got sold as a movie franchise, but seeing how they botched Raise the Titanic! and then, over 25 years later, Sahara, it just reminded me of how idiotic Hollywood can be sometimes.  On the…

I read nearly all of the Dirk Pitt books when I was in high school (early '90s).  I could never figure out how or why this never got sold as a movie franchise, but seeing how they botched Raise the Titanic! and then, over 25 years later, Sahara, it just reminded me of how idiotic Hollywood can be sometimes.  On the…

I had completely forgotten that he was in Lone Star.  I always think of that as the first Sayles film I ever saw, and maybe the first time I thought that Chris Cooper was a terrific actor.  I'm not sure "romantic drama" is what I think of when recalling Lone Star, but it has been 15 years since I saw it.

I had completely forgotten that he was in Lone Star.  I always think of that as the first Sayles film I ever saw, and maybe the first time I thought that Chris Cooper was a terrific actor.  I'm not sure "romantic drama" is what I think of when recalling Lone Star, but it has been 15 years since I saw it.

I knew I recognized him from somewhere (aside from the more popular films that he was asked about).  Every time I read the book his portrayal and appearance seem to be the only one that rings true from the page to the screen.

I knew I recognized him from somewhere (aside from the more popular films that he was asked about).  Every time I read the book his portrayal and appearance seem to be the only one that rings true from the page to the screen.

DO NOT CARE.