Ah dang you're right. That's a whole other Inventory, isn't it? "Emotionally resonant/appropriate 'real' endings to shows that kept on lumbering along and finally died with a whimper."

Northern Exposure.

SF Giants fan here: Congrats and best wishes to your Pirates. They more than deserve their run (and the enmity between our teams isn't lost on me, I don't share it but I get it, it's just one of the weirder things in sports).

After getting burned by the horse_ebooks thing I'm not falling for their post modern commentary act. Go peddle your stealth promotion for an art installation opening elsewhere!

Thanks to Eric Cartman singing the theme song, ditto.

Ben Folds Five, "Brick".

I think listening to Uptown Girl to quell your emotions automatically means you can't handle anything in the real, adult world. But now I'm curious, what did you do to make her turn to the piano man?