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Those kinds of replies to perfectly normal questions make one look like a

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Very interesting about Kim walking for Ed Hardy. But let's talk about the pictures of the woman at the bottom of the post. She has very striking, distinctive features. I want to say she has an Armenian background. I wonder who she is.

I wasn’t a fan of his aesthetic, but that’s a real shame. 57 is too young. I feel for his daughter.

Woah. Fuck his ugly clothes, but I remember reading about how he got his start designing jeans in France in the 70s, and I was marginally impressed by his enterprising spirit. Rest in fake-tattoo peace, my tan friend.

she has a hemsworth brother right in front of her face and she settles for fucking coldplay.

I read some of those, but not all, and not nearly to the level of BSC. BUT. I remember, and think about to this day, the SVH book where there was a set of evil twins that were trying to take over E & J’s lives and one of them was sleeping in the wrong bed and the evil twin KILLED HER TWIN SISTER BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT IT

I still stand by the opinion that paying a living wage will end up being being better for everyone because that releases more money for circulation, and therefore, growth. You know, like blood in a human.

Babies put things in their mouth that they aren’t always supposed to. Ariana is probably just teething!

You were courting danger even HAVING a ventriloquist dummy.

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And with Jeff Goldblum finally on Facebook, what more could we possibly hope for??

The cover featuring Slappy STILL gives me shivers when I think about it. That dummy haunts my dreams, man.

this looks awesome but I will always want an “Are you afraid of the dark” TV revival.

Real talk: I had a ventriloquist dummy as a kid and he looked JUST LIKE Slappy and he scared me to death after reading the book. In the middle of the night, with the moon shining on his face through the window... You best believe that little guy went in the closet.

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Am I the only one who is disappointed they didn’t find a way to fit this song into the trailer somehow?:

I thought I smelled sulphur coming off cloven hooves. Tammy 1 is that you?

I don’t understand that part at all. Like...it’s not okay to leak his dick pics bc gay marriage is now legal? Or am I completely misunderstanding? WHAT DOES CELEBRATING EQUALITY HAVE TO DO WITH TYGA’S DICK OTHER THAN THE FACT THAT HIS DICK IS APPARENTLY EQUAL OPPORTUNITY???

Gotta love that seven-day workweek part. I thought this motherfucker was supposed to be Christian.