I was thinking that CEO list was all sorts of wrong, because my company’s CEO wasn’t on it and I know they burdened that man with over $25m in pay last year... and then I remembered, they reincorporated in London a few years ago, so we’re technically not an American firm anymore. :( Methinks that list misses a lot of…

Clinton is only asking so he can let Hilary know if she needs to get a separate phone just for her upcoming new Twitter. Don’t want to make the same mistakes twice.

a sitting president and a former president joshing on the social media. thats either super cool or the end of the country.

You leave honey glazed ham out of this!

YOU LEAVE MR ROGERS OUT OF THIS.

Bobby Jindal, in his Kermit the Frog voice, when he suggests that Graham might need an exorcism.

Nope, still too liberal. Look which way his tongue his pointed! A real conservative would NEVER let that happen.

I had kicked most of my ED by the time I got married, thank god, but there’s still this disordered voice in my head that looks at my pictures and thinks that I wish I had held on long enough so that I could have been uber-skinny in my wedding photos. Because what kind of ED did I have if I don’t have the evidence of…

THATS WHY YOU DON’T FUX WITH THE COVEN, BETCHEZ

>:(

I don’t normally get emotionally involved with celebrities’ lives but I’m legit worried about Jared Padalecki. He’s recently been very open about his struggles with depression and he’s well known to be very pro fan face time. It’s not like him to cancel an appearance. He’s got a lot of fans and it seems like a solid…

Having my wedding officiated by Ruth Bader Ginsberg is the only way I am willing to get married.

I’m not even a fan, but if you look at his tweets saying that he needs his family and asking his friends and fans to write him (with a hashtag of #always keep fighting) and his Twitter handle “I’m trying to do the best that I can,” I would say he is having a genuine crisis of some sort.

I always had thought ‘suffering from exhaustion’ was something silly that only celebrities did, until I experienced it myself. Apparently working full time and taking a full course load in grad school was a bit too much for my body to handle. I was constantly tired, got sick frequently, and didn’t feel rested after…

That male gaze double standard makes me want to chew my own fingers off in frustration. Of course she cares about how she looks. I love Taylor Swift but you’d have to be an idiot to not see how carefully she chooses what she wears or how she looks even if she’s just skipping out to the Duane Reade. Saying she’s hot…

It’s so weird that they picked a photo where she doesn’t look much like herself to declare her the hottest woman alive.

And let’s be real... it’s not like she has anything better to do. I have a feeling her schedule is wiiiide open.

Excessive "Fartitis"

• Supernatural’s Jared Padalecki (known as Dean from Gilmore Girls ‘round these parts) is “suffering from exhuastion” and has canceled all upcoming public appearances. “I need all of the love I can get right now,” he tweeted. [People]
  

Tom Hiddleston says his new gothic horror Crimson Peak is “really kinky.”