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I really need this to be an actual movie. Also, who knew Taylor + Kendrick would be so awesome!?

*Passes out milk and cookies for story time because you just can’t post that and not provide details*

I just now noticed that that must’ve been the intended message of the video to Katy Perry: “I can get half the women in the industry to be in a video that is essentially a middle finger to you, just by asking. Everyone is on my side…BITCH!

I like it but I’m really hoping for a full-length-Thriller-sized director’s cut.

“What does ‘excessive’ mean?” said Mr. Leider, the compensation consultant who advises companies on pay packages.

I always tell the kids I work with : “normal is just a setting on the washing machine” just be yourself. treat everyone how you think you would want someone to treat you... I also tell them : “it’s only awkward if you make it awkward.” I often find that people over think things before they say or do shit and we fuck

So it that first one Mickey or Minnie cosplay?

Maybe that’s because no one sells a toy that looks like a gaping asshole. Many kids want a doll that looks like them, and many kids with disabilities want a doll that validates their experience and says they’re worth having a doll made too. So again, go fuck yourself.

I need to put out a line of dolls for the socially defective in society. I could have “Friend-zoned Frank” and “Nice-guy Nick” and “Smile-more Sam” and maybe “All-my-exes-are-crazy Alex”.

I’ll see myself out.

People, nothing custom made is cheap.

Yeah that’s how this works. Specialty projects are harder to make and therefore more expensive to make. I don’t understand why people assume things that are far removed from the pump and dump of mass distribution analogous crap should be just as cheap.

I find I use it more when I’m like, commenting rather than like, in my regular conversation because I fell that like, it adds a component that makes a written comment more like, conversational. I could see how it would be like, irritating. Also I’m finding capitalization to be a little fatiguing.

I actually don’t think Mayer has much to do with it. The biggest part of the feud was that Perry hired a bunch of Swift’s backup dancers away from her in the middle of her tour.

because we need an excuse to be angry in the morning or else what are we even here for

Yes. There was halftime show shade. It was ridiculous. And I agree its all stupid and stupid stupid stupid but it is what iti s.

“My ambien talks. My ambien shops. And eats. And performs lewd and lascivious acts. My ambien lives in the drawer and only comes out when it’s unavoidable.” My response to Doandroidsetcetc.

PRIVATE JET ALL THE WAY. I travel so much and oh my gosh how amazing to be able to bypass all the airport bullshit and squeezing 500 people onto a plane and instead fly in luxury.

Never taken ambien but the last time I took a sleeping aid and slept so absolutely amazing I woke up thinking that my depression might have just been sleep deprivation.