magic spells from fairy godmother gaga > god

Or these shortbread cookies with chocolate thumbprints...

ngl I need shoes and I was looking at Keds and I liked some of hers

where’s the banhammer when you need it

WOW THANKS

Oh god THE FEELS

I got about 1/3 of the way through and realized this was one of the most painful posts I’ve ever read.

Apparently the nose is one of three vulnerable locations, so thankfully, there are two more!

can avatars be animated bc I’m going to steal this if so

I love adultosaur and will fight you to the death otherwise but man this comment was awesome

Summary: Jordan wrote an article about a private, married man who hired a male escort. Escort finds out who said man is, figures he may have enough power to settle a vendetta escort has with a landlord, and blackmails the man by contacting Gawker and giving them their texts. Escort turns out to be batshit fucking…

So, which of these categories do the editors of Gawker fall into?

I combine this with the cuddly-drunk. I’m actually a really nice drunk. I like people way more than I do sober...

NOT BANNED I think just greyed

Testing.

I’M GREYED IT HAS BEGUN

FIST BUMP IN SOLIDARITY

Did I read the wrong article? Because Geithner didn’t attempt to get favorable treatment for the escort. He bolted when that guy went off on his “I know who you are” text assault.

I’m wondering how many of our comments will be hidden. Alconleigh’s disappeared from my feed, so here’s her comment:

I’m particularly proud of the Anderson Cooper one.