Note: While there is a slight difference between this piece and the Gawker piece - in that the man being written about here did not contact Jezebel first to extort anyone, and he has [allegedly lololol] been doing illegal things, there is still SO MUCH HYPOCRISY here, and especially from you, Natasha, that all of the…

Shall I continue?

Though this eye makeup is ON POINT

Advanced skill in makeup application AND self-control at not tearing your face off.

Does this excessive contouring actually make any difference vs “regular” contouring?

God I want to troll this comment so hard but I don’t have the energy can someone else come in for me

Can someone code me a bot that makes my account automatically comment on anything Elie Saab

my god the time that would take I DON’T EVER WANT TO BE FAMOUS

Given her risqué shoots, it made me wonder: do models/celebrities have to get full-body waxes? (THANKS BRAIN TRAIN)

Ok so I just looked it up now that you mentioned it and yes, he is definitely based, and in this case it’s a really good thing

IRONY LULZ

[...] “it is about defending the fundamental freedom of an parent idiot to make an informed decision for their poor children without being unduly penalized by a government science that believes it knows best.”

I don’t know what “based” means bc I am lame. But all the Bernie Sanders press, please. BERNIE.

Honey, this is not art. This is exploitation. You are beyond stupid, arrogant, and disgusting to think this is in any way an idea that should be made to exist.

I probably shouldn’t say “soothe” as much as “keeps some friction from irritation said sore,” haha.

Yeah, it’ll knock them out, but in the interim while they’re still there, festering in their stinging irritation, Vaseline soothes the mucus membranes enough to survive ;)

I’M HERE ALL WEEK

When the page was first launched, I swear there was some kind of “Send us your ideas on what you’d like to see!” — relating to TRAVEL, not whining about people who travel — and, well, if this is what someone wanted to see, then let’s just scrap Flygirl and keep this shit on Jez directly.

It’s great for canker sores, I think, but that’s about it.

Uh. Question. I don’t mind swallowing. However, my gag reflex is bad enough that I can’t really tolerate a full load directly in my mouth. Pls advise.