This reminds me of a much more fucked-up version of Stieg Larsson’s “fourth” novel in the Millennium trilogy, which is, um, not written by him. At all.

And the commenters agreeing are quite the show. “I’ve never gotten to travel, I could never afford it, I want to so badly! So anyone who has been able to is clearly a rich condescending snob!*”

So here’s the thing. I thought, when Flygirl was first introduced, that it would be like. Articles about places. And articles about tips for those places. And articles about tips for traveling well. And articles...that, frankly, weren’t this kind of bullshit.

I spent the evening at home with my family eating Coldstone. Standard tradition now.

All over ;_;

I am special. I am a special snowflake. Duh.

I really want that bra.

It’s so sweet when I find another person who can’t let shit go. <333

Or, as I read it:

Elie Saab and Zuhair Murad give me tingly feelings

I WILL CALL YOU BACK WHEN I DAMN WELL PLEASE, MINION

I don’t know if I’ve said this before but every time I see “FP” all I think of is “Fap”

I laughed and I am SO ASHAMED. How dare you.

It’s Lisa Frank’s basement meth lab.

I’m always amazed to see the collective memory of Jez fail time after time.

Yeah, who needs sleep?

THIS IS FAIR BUT THINK OF ADULTOSAUR AND TURN OFF YOUR BLINDERS FOR A SEC

It means that people need to work longer hours and, through their productivity, gain more income for their families.

SWEET VALLEY HIGH

The ventriloquist doll ones. I think that’s where my embedded fear of the Saw puppet comes from.