And I’d GIVE UP FOREVERRRR TO TOUCH youuuu

“Ooh, these strawberries are healthy! Just a sprinkling of sugar on top...”

This.

I do this with food. “I’m getting fat, and it’s entirely my fault, I eat too much and it’s all junk food. I hate myself. Fuck, I’m just gonna go make myself feel better by wallowing in this Haagen-Dazs.”

We’ll need a liver pump on hand if we want to finish the game.

UGH STOLE MINE

Requirements for my undergarments:

I can attest to this, as every morning without fail I, at some point, do wake up.

Cover that filthy flesh, you shameful woman.

brb youtubing old episodes

UGH LIFE IS SO UNFAIR

yes this would be an incredibly useful gif, increedddiiiblyyy useful, i need

No! Don’t get help! Stay within the black hole that is Bill Nye!

Bill Nye was a key figure in my childhood science education.

HEYOOOOO

Oh yeah, it would totally wreck the self-esteem, but I mean, being noticed that much by Josh Hartnett I think is where the good part is.

Not only an Instagram photo, but not even his original Instagram photo?

I hope they edit it to provide “deflating” gags.

Yeah I got that vibe before I saw the actual tweet

Well. It’s official. Stacey Dash is, still, after all these years...