ugh this is gonna get so many more stars than my original post, THANKS DUDE

JUST LIKE HER DIAPERS

TOO. SOON.

I’m down for whatever length of time as long as it’s before 50 Shades The Sequel is out.

I do like some of her music and I really hope she sticks around the scene long enough to grow her career, because she is fabulous.

I expect an invite.

I look forward to the day Meester is A-list. #TeamBlair

HAHA. That’s fantastic. I feel the same about those haunting Furbies, honestly. Those are some creepy, creepy things.

Omg you got a Teddy Ruxpin. Apparently I cried one year at Christmas because that’s the toy I wanted and didn’t get it. #childlifegoals

Kids these days get ripped off, I swear. “But it’s a health hazard! They might swallow a part or scratch themselves or develop autism if I’m a bad parent and don’t pay attention to my child when they’re playing!”

Give me an angry bear* over a shitty parent any day.

I have some awesome original Polly Pockets for the low, low price of “I’ll accept anything over $100,000!”

LALALALA I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF ALL THESE CUDDLY CATS PURRING

I was an awkward kid too and out of a little more than half a dozen “friends” (term used very loosely after this event) invited, I had one show up for my 13th birthday. They all verbally said they would come. Bitches.

You’re one of those parents of the year, aren’t you?

Uhh...this sounds a bit like how I’d imagine a slave owner to think...

Such an attention whore.

Waiting for Team Cat HQ to check in.