why didn’t anyone in elementary school tell me corgis could play tetherball

SAMOYED FOR THE WIN

Six months? Maybe six weeks.

Nearly the Black Widow of the veterinarian community.

That moment when you wish Dexter Morgan were a real person.

(she’ll get off her stupid high horse when it’s no longer useful and then shoot it)

GREAT MINDS

These numbers can’t be accurate if they included Michelle Duggar.

and women physiologically have the babies. I think women are going to still probably have the babies,

The hardest part is that I have people to call but my brain won’t let me “bother them”.

what. a. fucking. bitch. repeat as necessary.

sita ilu

Yeah...I don’t think powerbottom is really gonna get it at this point.

“I do not recall ever getting an email announcing a Christian Cross Wearing day White History Month or a booth for information about the Christian persecution from Islamic terrorists Muslim persecution from Christian citizens [...]”

Christian Bale: He’s the hero Amy deserves, but not the one she needs right now.

*JPG ;)

that’s grand, like! (still like “what’s the craic” too) ;)

literally hyperventilating thx

these fucking assholes are charging double