I’m relatively new, too, so I couldn’t say how weird this is or if it’s a cyclical thing? Trolls have seemed to come and go in batches lately, at least. The drama seems pretty par for the course here though, as far as I can tell; I guess it’s just the strongly-held opinions clashing.

They’re not even trolling hard! Like, they could put some effort in trying to sound like me, but they’ve just made lame attempts at inflammatory comments. Psh. I’m insulted how much they’re slacking off ;)

Oh psh don’t even think it’s not okay to talk about what you’re feeling! That’s entirely what crazy comment forums are for ;)

Hahahaha! Technically I DON’T want to steal your face if it’s not an Emily Blunt clone, BUT FLATTER YOURSELF, GO AHEAD

Any way you can talk to your doc about it? I’m sure there are a bunch of things that affect memory, and it never hurts to check if it’s something you’re worried about :)

It’s weird but I laughed. But I laugh at a lot of weird things. OK FINE KEEP YOUR FACE!

Also known as “owning a cat.”

But don’t feel bad: there are worse things to be than lonely and pathetic.

Talk about a need for lube.

A bank of canned audio files would enable the doll to verbally “respond” based on where she was touched.

Same. It’s not necessarily that I don’t have memories, but rather that most are kind of vague.

It’s like a mini heart attack each time.

We wear flowy pants because we eat so much cheesecake we have to hide the side effects. It’s grand to sit around making witty comments in between bites of delicious cheesecake.

Thankfully, I heard horror stories about SkinnyGirl before I ever tried any of them. Also, the packaging was way too girly for my taste. I like whiskey.

Literally the worst non-apology I’ve ever read. If anyone knows of a more ridiculous sample, please point me to it.

Looks like a really bad Matthew McConaughey knockoff.

Does watching this never end drive anyone else absolutely fucking crazy? It hurts my head :(