I feel like I’m pecapplekin’s lawyer, I will defend this creation, it looks delish.

This one tweet vs. Pence’s career of anti-woman, anti-gay legislation? Sing me up for team Brandon.

This is a distraction.

but noteworthy nonetheless.

Yeah, let’s discuss vapid and meaningless things. I opened and put up all my new Christmas inflatables, and then I realized I might have gotten a liiiitle carried away:

You can have pumpkin and pecan. You can have apple and pecan. You cannot have pumpkin and apple. Not together. Case closed!

That’s how I want to slap Trump’s voters every fucking day of their lives. At a different time each day so they never know when it’s coming.

does hitting someone like that fill you with a sense of indescribable power? it looks like it might.  

There was a teacher at my elementary school like that. She was really horrible and racist towards my older sister. My mom went over to the school and ripped her a new one. The teacher didn’t get fired but my sister was put in a better class. The teacher died about 15 years ago, I saw her obit and emailed the link to…

Same, but our school was majority white and she liked to call Asian students “Ching Chong” and she once called a black girl “Kadisha”. She retired last year.

I feel bad for the poor suckers in the 3 buildings he actually owns — nothing they can do to get those names off.

Give him some and tape it for us.

I know friends who have tried meth and the big plus with it is that the high lasts for a ridiculously long time, unlike cocaine. That’s why it’s so popular. Now you know. Never gonna try any of that shit! Booze and occasional pot are all I can handle. Oh, and caffeine. Lovely caffeine.

I just had first IUD removed and my second IUD put in on Monday. It hurts, but so did fucking up my shoulder a few weeks ago. And at least this pain keeps me from having babies and periods and cramps!

I think you have to look at it in context and juxtapose the usage. Would Phil say that Mike Pence is in Donald Trump’s posse? I would say no, and therefore in the context, it’s mildly/moderately race related.

It’s like the hustle/gritty/whatever scouting reports. The words are not inherently race related, but those…

Here’s a hot take: fuck Phil Jackson. If you wouldn’t use the word to describe everybody, don’t use it to describe anybody. White folks are going to be just fine if we can’t say “posse” and “thug” for a few decades, so everyone just cut it the fuck out.

If you seriously can’t fathom how Jackson describing LeBron James’ friends and associates as a posse could easily be interpreted as a flippant mischaracterization of his associates as a stereotypical band of useless black hanger ons and nobodies and screw-ups, I’m not sure why you were even chosen to write this…

I’ve dated guys Dwayne’s size, and I’m quite petite. You’d think it’d feel like that but it doesn’t. It’s more like being surrounded by a cozy man-cage.

I couldn’t drink either...I cried and took heavy anti-anxiety pills. And now I’m in the anger/action part. I will not take this shit lying down.