People think my dad and I are a couple all.the.time. It’s seriously awkward. People also think he’s a solid 20 years younger than he actual is.  

I have a friend whose grandmother liked to say, “It’s always a relief when they look like their daddy.” (I didn’t realize how much she looked like him until that side-by-side! I just realized I’ve only ever seen her with her mom. That kid looks like the perfect computer-generated combination of both parents.)

Damn, Ryan has aged really well. What’s he up to these days? He’s always been hot, too bad he’s such a wooden actor.

They don’t mistake him for her boyfriend because she has his face. She’s a lady Ryan Phillippe.

Nothing makes me more sick to my stomach than the thought of the first black president having to smile and cede the White House to the chosen candidate of the KKK.

Ikr? This isn’t an election in which McCain or Romney won. I would be sad, but I could live with that.

Yeah, I’m guessing your dad isn’t black, gay, hispanic, muslim, or reliant on Obamacare for his health coverage.

To the media companies who fluffed this motherfucker for ratings:

To CNN for hiring those fucktit douchebag racist fuckfaces to defend Trump:

To the 55M who thought Trump was a good idea...

After abortion access has been fucked. After gay rights are rolled back to the 90s. After 4 years of stop and frisk. After starting a land war in Syria and who the fuck knows where else. After we bomb cities full of non combatants with no warning. After we commit atrocities against Latino undocumented immigrants by…

Don’t forget the next decade or two of fucked up decisions by the Supreme Court.

“You have dealt with an unbelievable slanted and negative media and have come out beautifully” sounds 0% like something Bill Belichick would say, and 100% like something Donald Trump would say while reading a blank page he is pretending is a letter from Bill Belichick.

I picture ALL these people writing their emails on the toilet.

It doesn’t matter anymore if the assassination attempt was real or not, as long as they spin it that way, that’s all that matters to them.

And who cares if she can dance anyway? I am SO OVER singers putting dancing before singing, or being expected to dance. A handful of people can be athletic and sing at the same time, and they are pretty much either opera singers or Pink, who is a delightful freak of nature. Virtually nobody else should try it. The…

Im dead yall. Chyna dont play

While I find Rob the most annoying Kardashian, this Wendy person is an asshole.

SOLANGE!!!!

That’s bullshit. Ignorance excuses a first offense but I highly recommend you knock it off and stop with the copy-pasting.