What? Who is this hematoad.

Funny story. I went to a “pick-up-my-kid-from-school event” at the local elementary school this afternoon — an event billed for parents with kids — and there were a few moms there in sexy yoga tops and skin-tight nike leggings. No pants, no skirt, nothing else below the waist. I was incredulous.

Martha, yaaas!

Who the fuck is Shameik Moore and who’s his future wife?

very spy vs spy. i lol’d at the bathroom medicine cabinet bit, but they missed an opportunity when they opened the bathroom door. sigh. #almostperfect

Dammit. I liked it better when it was shiny legs. Any tips on how to unsee the paint?

Wait, so the redhead actress is Ilana Becker, and the businesswoman actress is Allison Becker, and nobody’s commented on this?!?

Why are you making this about you? Instead of spilling all this ink, just go ahead and lead by example, answering BrianLA’s questions and enlightening him.

Does anyone have a bead on a similar tank top (fit, sheerness) or pants (shine) for a price that will allow me to go and *have* a rest-of-my-day? I’d at least like to be able to get a cup of coffee in my fancy new clothes, so under $100 for each piece preferably.

The pussy bow is a a defensive move. Allow me to use in a sentence, to whit: When someone attempts a pussy grab, you defend with a pussy bow, which is “a type of curtsy-like bowing that shields a pussy in the direction opposite the ‘grab’”, according to, uh, a Slovenian-English dictionary I have right here, yeah.

So I met this nurse at the hospital recently and quickly developed a crush, but thought “ehh, she’s probably not gay” (my gaydar is broken). Are y’all saying there’s a chance?

Lol. I thought that was Goldberg too at first. But it became clearer and clearer that it wasn’t him as the trailer wore on, as if an optometrist was flipping those lenses in front of my eyes. But now I’m not sure.

Looks incredible and hilarious.

Righhht! Stirring shit up ona daily basis. Yesterday it was vacuous implied bullshit about Julia Louis Dreyfuss and today they started a thread where everybody went to town trying to guess who the big A list pedophile is, opening the floor for character assassination speculation up and down the thread. But yeah, they…

Hey CP’s light, but he ain’t white!

“So women would have to deal with that.”

I’ve noticed an increasing propensity to put question marks at the end of sentences that aren’t questions. Is this a thing now? Asking non-rhetorically.

Drumpfighter... Got a ring to it!