I used to work for the tabloids, so it’s not a question of if I have a story, but which one I tell the Jezzies.
There was the time Dave Navaro refused to be interviewed unless I gave him a blow-job. He had just married Carmen Electra.
There was the time on a red carpet that a very drunk Gary Busey asked me how, a…

Millennials... I guess all that tweeting and twerking really is shrinking our vocabularies....SMDH

Looking things up might do you good. "Jamoke" is decades old. It's been in use since at least the 40's to mean sucker/loser/chump/idiot.

I pledge all of my disposable income for the next decade to make this an actual thing. Who's with me?

OMG BEYONCE HAS PORES?!

I'm really glad I like my parents.

nickreboot and cnreboot are available as Plex channels ... I cannot thank you enough. This has changed my life.

You've forgotten the old stand by...YouTube. I've found tons of old and obscure full length movies and TV shows on there.

Is it just me or is Kim Jong-un looking chunkier than ever?

that implies he did something great to start with. Hes really more of an Uwe Boll, there's a fanbase around him but all the hype generally goes for naught

He kinda seems like the M Night Shamalan of the video game industry.

Clapping for your piece, dour face for the fact that you had to read those books to write it.

You're doing the right thing.

No, but I'm gonna leave it.

Anastasia astutely notes that Edward looks like a model

I'm still in shock from hearing about this earlier today.