You seem like a much nicer if not patient person than I am after reading this review; it lost me with parisiennes looking enviously at HER clothing...! :/

I could easily see this as a fun flick on Netflix. Just a fun sit-back-and-enjoy romp through history-adjacent. 

Sounds like for you and your brother shooting those scenes didn’t have much of a... deep impact?

And a year later the photo is of a 4th grade class.

Damn, Judi! Michael, David, go to your rooms. 

“so I ran” / <Running On Empty> is still one of my favourite top-ten cuts in a film. That pov of that blurry road just throws you off just for a split second, washing your mouth out for the montage to come.

...then hand in hand to hell since I forgot where I parked :/

Do I have to know anything about the first two parking lots or can I just go in to this cold?

Any song with the word 'Skyfall' in the title.

Exactly.

When I saw those six perfectly coiffed strands of hair, yup, we’re in trailer satire territory :/

...Keira Knightley doing Victorian-era Pacific Rim.

Did you forget to mention all the Funko Pop and “special edition" figurines all lined up?

Barnaby Jones ftw.

At the risk of sounding like a broken record... obligatory missed opportunity:

Yer killin me, pookie. Do you know that?

“I JUST FINISHED RESTRINGING THE PEARLS! AGAIN!“

“But all those dream sequences... ARE THEY even dream sequences? I CAN NEVER TELL! When will it all end!?!?”

So you believe them and decide to take them back and then they start to walk back in through the doorway but in slow motion and you’re like: “DAMMIT!”.