“I JUST FINISHED RESTRINGING THE PEARLS! AGAIN!“

“But all those dream sequences... ARE THEY even dream sequences? I CAN NEVER TELL! When will it all end!?!?”

So you believe them and decide to take them back and then they start to walk back in through the doorway but in slow motion and you’re like: “DAMMIT!”.

They got a chart. Check it out, have a look at the range.

Exactly. Even with its own dedicated button, it’s astounding how many people can’t find it :/

Calamari? Yeah... I’ll ‘ave the calamari.

This is easily in one of my top-ten fave moments of working in a second-run cinema years ago. I worked quite a few nights that we played this gem. Over the course of the film, before Kingsley even showed up on-screen, you could hear the faint sounds of the wooden cinema seats creaking back from the weight of the…

“You know noothin'..."

Wow(!), I feel like there has been zero word between “the next book we’ll tackle” and this trailer. I didn't even know Branagh got the green light for pre-production... yet here we are. Wow. I'm loving the embrace-the-pomp vibe.

Yes, but don’t call Shannon Surely.

I agree but it played better in The Nice Guys.

“I thought I was watching a highly complex black hole when it turned out I had A LOT of dead pixels in the middle of the screen.”

What if they gave you a complimentary souvenir Tenet face mask? Ooooh, now we're talking. 

“If you need something fenced, he’s your man.”

He’d be great as the baddie, all suave and machiavellian like Andy Garcia.

It could be a lot worse, Allison, you could be stuck having to write about Amy Schumer's quarantine cooking show.

Thanks!

See also : Mysterious Island ftw.

Best. Desktop. Gif. Ever.

Wan gave us a cute Roy Orbison video AND Julie Andrews as a not-kraken, I’m good with whatever else he wants to do.