The venn diagram of people who would criminalize abortion and people who think you should be allowed to shoot a would-be burglar in the back as he tries to flee your home is basically just a circle. It's not about whether you think fetuses are people, but whether you think women are. 

This is so gross on so many levels. If you really want to protect children keep them away from religious institutions. That’s where the vast majority of pedophiles work and live. Those in charge are happy to import them from other branches if there is a shortage. There are literally thousands of receipts. And victims. 

My dad complained to me once that my brother wasn’t very motivated or ambitious unlike me. I had to carefully explain that because my dad favored my brother, sent him to private schools, gave him money to travel, paid for tutors, and put him in a room with wealthy elite people so he could marry one, which he did, that…

Votes have consequences. People could not hold their nose or lift their butts off the couch to vote for Hillary, so an easily-manipulated autocratic buffoon got to power, and now we’re on the path to exchanging a somewhat screwed-up democracy (where voters do not elect directly the most powerful figure of government) f…

Counterpoint - this looks cool as hell. 

/reads entire page in John Davis’ voice 

How about one with the “full Dale” treatment?

The early sixth-gen Chevy Monte Carlo. It kills me, but it’s us. Awful.

Any full-sized station wagon. Before SUVs there were these, and no other country made them with this kind of...presence.

For me, it’s the ‘64 1/2 Mustang, especially the hardtop.

It’s this and there’s no other even close

Honestly, the correct answer is the Model T.

Weinermobile!

“As good as it felt to be away from the pro-vax Nazis and to have a great view of the rigged election, I knew that I had to get the plane down to stop abortions. I didn’t have enough fuel to reach Hillary Clinton’s house and free the children she’s trafficking through there, and what with the Earth being flat I…

I think he’s part of a very small minority of good critical thinkers, honestly.

I think plenty of experience in real life with other vehicles would give someone the same sense of physics and know to be gentle and smooth. You know not to jerk the wheel on the highway or drop the clutch on a stick, and not to go full throttle in most boats until you’re on plane.

“I slowly feathered the brakes as I’m going to compensate for my balls dragging down the runway...”

You could take position that those things don’t really matter, no like [insert your pet issue here], but that’s just moving the goalposts. Bottom line: saying Joe Bide has done “nothing” he said he would is inaccurate on its face; it is a lie.

People need to mind their own business. Over the past two years, I’ve lost some weight after no particular “diet,” just trying to reduce my intake and be a little more active. The pandemic depression certainly helped (I tend to be a do-nothing, eat-nothing kind of depressed).

Many years ago at the very beginning of the Obama Administration I went to a talk that Howard Dean gave at my university. This was at the height of the ACA negotiations and I asked Dean at what point Democrats needed to abandon attempts at bipartisanship with Republicans. His answer back then in 2009 was that they…