Try being a football fan in Hawaii.

Chuck Klosterman circa August 2004:

I swear there should be a meme of a bunch of old, rich, white guys sitting around a table laughing with the caption, “Let’s make sure nobody learns from others’ misfortunes... we will call this victim blaming.”

Should’ve bought a Mercury Mistress.

Don’t forget Randy Stokolos.

Clyde couldn’t even dress himself.

Still the all-time corniest:

It’s quite simple. Fans wanted a good sequel with the original cast members. Instead we got a way too short 2009 video game and a reboot.

Maybe you never met the right clown?

“Hack-A-Sack is still ok, right?” -Draymond Green

I disagree. The spotter looked balls deep to me.

Kiwis do hang low.

If Deadsapin came into possession of a Russell Wilson - Ciara sex tape, would you post a clip from it?

but Gretzky wasn’t drafted by an NHL team.

Plus, it really highlighted the fact that GSW had nobody who score with their back to the basket or could iso on the wing and finish at the rim.

Very reminiscent of Rams - Pats Superbowl. The Cavs chipped, grabbed and held Thompson and Curry every time they cut and killed the flow of the offense.

Plus, we all know moose are the biggest homophobes of the animal kingdom.

The rest of us see Idaho as this:

I thought his last name was McFadden Q.