So now you've sued the only business that needs punters and slammed the only media that follows punters. You're a real fucking genius.

I still have no clue what Hasidic Jimmy Fallon is doing here, but I'm glad nonetheless.

Riley Cooper: [Wipes Off Blackface]

This guy is going to kill someone someday. Heaven help anyone in front of him in line who gets the last cookie or movie ticket.

On average, NFL players are completely broke less than three years after retirement. Good to see Lance is taking some initiative and losing his money early.

Sorry for the delay in commenting. I opened this link and passed out.

Cleveland is now a "Destination City". Let us all reflect on our lives and how we ended up here

If he does, in typical Timberwolves fashion, their final score will be 42 points.

Love and Cleveland go together like doughnuts and orange juice.

I remember reading back in the late 90's, when Tiger started tearing shit up and beating the shit out of every course he played, that older pros like Lee Trevino recognized that the mechanics of his swing would eventually ruin his back. Even though he's adjusted his mechanics over time, the hundreds of thousands of…

Yea. Same with that pussy Paul George. I mean all game he was playing and there were no signs of injury. No wincing or limping or anything. Then suddenly he goes up for a block and embarrassingly misses and suddenly he has a leg injury? Pffftt i don't believe in that sudden leg snapping bull.

Why should I consider what Urban Meyer has to say? What in the world does he know about football? Rather, I will just assume the position of this writer who proves their own assertions by claiming that Meyer is delusional and his synapses are misfiring. And how does this writer make such a diagnosis? By basing it on…

I bet if Tebow was gay he would be on a team.

It's hard to fault Meyer for being this delusional; after all, it's an urban legend that all Tebow needs is a chance and the poor guy has urban right in his name. He probably can't help himself.

Historically, Nintendo never really invested a lot of effort into their baseball franchises.

"If I could just get my hands on @MichelleDBeadle right now, I'd demonstrate EXACTLY what I was trying to say!"