"Upon seeing this, ESPN executives immediately set upon rectifying the situation: Terminating Beadle and apologizing to Smith and Bayless for any offense her comments may have caused."

It can't get any dumber than this, right?

This is so ridiculously untrue (or at least, it's nowhere near this simple) when it comes to online journalism, where the guy who writes tits slideshows does infinitely better than the guy who reports

That's a black man in the US saying that Sam shouldn't have a chance because it wouldn't be smooth.

It's wildly funny and got enormous play in the market because it was so. You obviously have a stick up your ass and cannot on any level relate to the highly humorous bit that Dan provided as a release of emotions that was pent up from years of hearing every asshole in America, including you, try to dismiss them or…

Anyone who disagrees with this being an epic takedown of Indiana is either (a) a humorless fuck, or (b) from Indiana.

Beaulieu needs to just stay in Hamilton. That one PP he looked like the guy at shinny who has to play D because no one else wants to.

The boys ran out of gas. Good year, though.

Haven't seen such astounding deflections in the New York area since Christie's response to the bridge scandal.

Not only that, but we can all breathe free now that racism has finally ended.

Wow, what a punishment for Sterling. Sure showed him.

Similar to the Houston 500 promos.

your reply is meaningless nonsense that has nothing to do with anything.

Casilla also the the holds the title of having the funniest plate appearance ever.

Too Red, Didn't Read

I meant your ignorance of Drummond and who is on the roster. I am well aware of the fact that the Pistons suck.

It's very weird that you know nothing about the NBA or the Pistons' players, but are CERTAIN of your diagnosis of the team.

ESPN gained, as you will see in 15 minutes when First Take goes on air.

Absolutely not. Deadspin releases a single well-written article then continues to gather more information or simply move on to another story. ESPN will then take their reports and have Stephen A. Smith or Skip Bayless beat it relentlessly until we all get annoyed or Deadspin comes out with another story.

This right here is why Deadspin would put ESPN out of business if they had their TV station.

If this is dancing, then my seizure in the high school cafeteria was really just a groundbreaking dance routine ahead of its time.