Another pro tip: standing in front of an open cupboard and saying to nobody in particular, “We are running low on milk” is not the same as buying milk.

#divorce2019

All the bottles are still white, tho.

If your bio is all about how much you love horses and your pics are all you on horses, don’t send me a one-word message, “Hay.” I will snort and gallop away.

Ok, well now it’s my opinion that you’re a scumbag.