She dates high profile people which is why you know who her songs are about. I guaran-fucking-tee that your favorite artist’s songs are also about their personal experiences.

Iceberg lettuce doesn’t have “ruffage” - what you’re referring to is “roughage” — fiber. Iceberg lettuce has almost nothing in it but water.

JESUS CHRIST, this is the hottest and dumbest take I have ever heard. Your circumcised penis = / = FGM. They are apples and oranges, quite literally. Your clitoris was not cut off, and your vagina was not sewn shut. Shut the fuck up with your misinformation and victimhood. I am sorry you were circumcised as a baby but…

I work in a bakery. Beets are not what flavor a red velvet cake.

No, a real red velvet cake uses the chemical reaction between baking soda, vinegar, and cocoa powder.

FGM IS NOT HOOD REMOVAL.

No, female genital mutilation is nothing like circumcision, I’m sorry. But no. No.

Who is the bigger douchebag, the top 5% man who treats women like dirt, or the woman who only wants a top 5% man and rejects all other men?

You should really exercise more. Yikes.

Maybe she should stop supporting that sexist, terrifying garbage company. Just throwing that out there.

And the albums you don’t listen to a lot sit there and rot, not earning money. You’re not a saint for buying a $20 concert ticket.

Because it offends other people?? Turning a blind eye to oppression is lazy and ignorant.

CONTEXT DOESN’T MATTER. IT’S A FUCKING RACIAL SLUR YOU BOX OF HAIR.

It is still racist even if your intent was just to say “i got ripped off.” You used a racial slur. Just don’t use it again and move the fuck on, FUCK.

No, it’s not.

“i’m not racist, therefore this racist thing i just said isn’t racist”

Yes.

and...where do you get food?

“My impression of that store was it was a refuge for people who have completely and utterly given up.”

har har ok grampa