Chugging Fireball out of a bowling ball? Interesting...

Look at how well that worked out for Randy Lerner...

I’m 54, and I hear ya.

Eagles? Seriously?

That “what if” makes me sad...

Yea, shut yer piehole.

You obviously never asked me...

So what little piece of heaven do you live in?

And the year before that, and the year before that, etc, etc, etc, ad infinitum.

I’m a Browns fan, and you nailed it. Or should I say waterboarded it.

I’m a 54 year old Browns fan and trust me, that person ain’t me.

As a 54 year old Browns fan I can assure you the entire Browns franchise is fake news...

I thought it was a screenshot from that Tom Cruise abomination “War of the Worlds”...

I’m a 54 year old Browns fan... I’ve had that stare for decades.

Ditto.

I’m a born-and-bred Clevelander, please pray for me...

I think you’re one to something...

Can the NYC subways really get any worse???

There you go being logical...

Fitting...