I would be since lane splitting is illegal here in Ohio.

I’d be willing to bet that much less than 1 in 1,000,000 are doing it because of a “medical emergency” while the other99.999% are doing it because of a “douchebag” emergency.

And the idea that you’re special and shouldn’t have to wait like everybody else does is a douchebag mentality. Evens out, doesn’t it.

And exactly how many times have you had a medical emergency while stuck in traffic? My guess is “none” so kiss my ass.

Yea... sure you do... SURE you do. Keep telling yourself that maybe it’ll come true!

Yes.

We have loaners here at the Lincoln dealer where I’m employed.

And you have to roll the “R”. RRRRRRRRRRich Corinthian leather!!!

Yea, so what, and a Tahoe/Suburban/Yukon/Yukon XL/Escalade/Escalade EL is just a fancy Silverado/Sierra, right down to the live axle hanging out back, no?

Nope. When I see a ‘Sclade I think drug dealer.

You do know that there’s been an extended length Navi available since, oh, 2007, right???

Another blind follower. Nice. I guess you were OK with the hit job HRC and the Democrat leadership did on Bernie Sanders?

You need to get a hobby. Or laid.

Too frakking fast.

We must be the only ones that noticed that.

That’s in seriously poor taste. Take you damn star.

Do you look both ways before you travel through a green light? My guess is “no”.

Damn stoners.

Well, duh.

COTD.