Cheeto Crumb. I LOL’d.

Look out, here comes my lunch...

Dat’s nasty!!!

This one gets it.

1st Gear: Not Mexico? Fine, China

That will happen eventually.

Good man!

No shit, Sherlock. That said he’s really no worse than the lying sack of PMS he ran against.

Not like the VA can get much worse...

20% to NASA? That would be pretty kick ass seeing as NASA is a big employer here in n.e Ohio.

A/C need recharge.

Did somebody say something?

I knew cars didn’t “blow up” when they burned when I was ten. Sheesh...

I don’t want to drive a minivan OR a CUV.

That joke is as old as the crust in your underwear. That happened in 1969. NINETEENFUCKINGSIXTYNINE. Give it up already, asshole.

These assclowns aren’t smart enough to stage something like this. It’s real, I’m afraid...

My father owned a ‘63 ID19 Cabriolet and special ordered a brand new ‘69 Checker Marathon with a 4bbl 350 for our family car. I win :) .

It’s been my experience that that’s an accurate statement.

Minivans do that better.

Um, no. Two. 2015 to 2016 is one year, 2016 to 2017 is two years. Math is hard.