Not vying for the contest, but the Ouija story brought back my own Oujia memories...

It’s the moooooooost wonderful tiiiiiiiiiime of the year! Thanks for your stories everyone. I’m spooked! 

“We’ve traced the call, it’s coming from inside the dealership!”

Ok, but Humbolt is full of weirdos. Maybe he was just trying to get to Ashland for the Shakespeare festival? That would explain the sword. 

That assumes that they want better for themselves and not just worse for others. That sort of pathology is usually present in all forms of bigotry and prejudice. You don’t want to end the oppression you’re in, just escape it.

Reading this a day late because I spent all yesterday on the highway...

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this is art

Now that Andrew is leaving I’m 1 Torchinsky and 1 Tracy away from never visiting this site again

Nope.

Aww! That’s a lovely story! I have a dog story too. When I was a kid, we had a spaniel. He was called sparky, and he was very protective of me, I guess because I am disabled and and only child. It was just him and me for most of my childhood. He died when I was 20, he had cancer so had to be pts. I was heartbroken...…

Our pet dog passed away unexpectedly late last year. We grieved and were despondent for months. It literally felt like there was a gray pall over us.

You guys catch Covington’s last fight, when Kamaru Usman broke his jaw? Beautiful stuff. #MakeMyJawStraightAgain

As a Spurs fan who at separate times has absolutely hated and loved Robert Horry, I'm a little surprised that he isn't seen in the background of some photos of historical events, like in the background when Reagan was shot or some shit.

Meh, as long as they wear them when they’re around other people, I don’t really care if they wear them in the car as well. Not doing any good, but also not doing any harm.

This was such a sweet homage. I wish I had had an Auntie!!
(I was an only child and my mom was an abandoned newborn.) 
I had no children of my own but am pleased as anything to be known as
“Auntie V” to many other people’s kids and grandkids..and a few adults as well. Tis an honor!

Kemp looks like he’d be the kind of cuck who’d offer his lovely wife Marty to Mike if he’d help him with his POC “problems”.

That point number 3 is so, so vital. This isn’t about fixing a blind spot in the rules, or addressing a novel situation, or clarifying a commitment to fairness. It’s about stomping on the fingers of a Black woman who was trying to hold too much gold for these assholes.

1) Caster Semenya is a woman.

This may be your finest work yet Claire.