I know, right? I mean; I can get soooo many Hyundai’s for that kinda coin.

Ladies and gentlemen I present to you...

Santino is that you?

My Friend: “I would love to have a Nissan GT-R if I had the money”

No stick, no sale. I say, “Good Day Sir!”

Yup. I’d rather own a manual Fiat 124. That my 100% no sarcasm intended, honest opinion.

It wasn’t, but this is Jalopnik.

Haas F1: “The checks from Santino’s father have continued to clear.”

For once, all very good suggestions.

It’s so ugly that it could pass for a new Nissan. 

I don’t know how many more I can really afford, already have 3. Thankfully my mom accidentally set up Amazon Prime, and she uses the same password for everything, so guess who has Prime streaming until she remembers to cancel (been watching a lot of Doctor Who!)

Nick definitely has a shirt that says something like “Detroit: Where Hustling Was Born” though.

It’s not a “black version” it’s another actor playing a role. Good god this was a stupid take.

RIP ZM

Doesn’t everybody own 10 copies of Black Panther already?? Just me?  Oh ok. LOL!! 

Or you could just raid the mini fridge in the side pannier of your Road King to avoid starvation.

Nissan isn’t exactly known for speed when comes to producing something actually fun or interesting.

Looks even better with a Juke body.

When you’ve been sitting in the same position for hours, and then get up

I would crawl out across the piss soaked floor screaming about someone stealing my chair.