If it’s not written by Mack, it’s always an awful take.

That’s a-Lada chrome.

It’s policy now to treat even minor infractions as combat situations.

1 accidentally clicked on NP.

Extensive paintwork. Never been vacuumed. CP. 

OK, I wasn’t ready for that ending. 

LOL, I drive a free 99 Altima. I can’t wait for the day I can ding it up and get something new like a ‘00.

I was going to put them on and take a test drive in the BMW 850 but brake line leaks and the wrong oil filter were in surmountable roadblocks this weekend.

*Sees price

Dude, lambos love water.

Like Batman, he’s around.

Haven’t seen Rude in months.

Some cars just wanna swim tho

INLINE SIXES CAN’T HUG YOU, DAVID! INLINE SIXES DON’T HAVE FEELINGS!

I’m now laughing hysterically, I hate you! ♥

What does the post office do when you bring them mail?

They send it.

David,

David Tracy

Honestly, you could post that sentiment on just about any article and I’d give it a star.

I think this deserves a Cargument sequel.