My dad came real close to a sedan but the dealership was attached to one of the shadiest ones around(and still is). We ended up with an Accord but I still remember the weekend with the 5000 fondly.

Having a nearly identical pit bull to this one, this dog has some serious animal aggression issues to want to get to those cats that bad.

Meme’s are like wine, they get better with time.

Its a Lambo dude.

This is what I was trying to express but instead went for a easy joke.

Like a pen at the bank.

This!

Tire pressure was off .5 psi, should have used a digital gauge.

Am I doing it right?

Econobox RWD coup and sedan?

Should come with a microfiber cloth like an expensive laptop.

More like Mitsubishi Eclipse Cross that off the list.

A white woman named “Sarah” who’s always around and disheveled for some reason, and no one quite knows why?

Before I close, I would like to recommend both of you come up with better slurs. In this new age of white supremacy, “porch monkey” and “coon” is so pedestrian.

I cube mine cause I like to let it marinate it its own juices in the fridge. So you get those less sweet bits on the out side a little more flavorful. And I just like it cold, even though fresh cut is for the true connoisseur.

Subtle and I like it.

Few grand more than one of those stupid lifted golf carts.

Certain journalists get info before others when manufactures want stuff ‘leaked’. If this doesn’t score him some browine points with marketing I’d be pissed.  

RWD: Yes
Manual: No
Wagon: No
Brown: No

If it was RWD and manual I would be buying one. Add a long roof and some chocolaty paint, I would never need another car.

He would only care if the rust was standard, dealerships were in the back yards of random Craiglister’s and you could buy a dozen with a weeks worth of pay.