It would be driving a folded napkin with a steering rack.

Your naivete is charming.

Stacey Dash shows up uninvited and starts making a plate with out saying hello to any one.

A tarp over it would be a nice start.

Aww Crap flipped though to fast.

Sigh, if those grits were sentient I’d step out.

Usually you are allergic to iodine in seafood but not all seafood has iodine. Research a little and enjoy.

Hammond looks like Michael McKean!?!?!?

He loves dudes by the mouthful.

If a second guy dares to give it a go, it could be the reaction we want to see.

Its like fishing, how many rust buckets can we dangle in front of David before he bites.

There are many cars that I thought would look cool with a chop top, this was not one of them.

Thats a great idea!

There are very few cars I would lose my shit and fan girl over but the RS200 is one of them. I would have embarrassed my self if I was in your shoes.

How dare you make this terrible hot take against some pedestrian sports car. 

Marshawn Lynch is the no fuck giver you were looking for.

I think theirs is newer than that but have had a couple of expensive repairs already even though it might go 20 miles in a week.

WAIT! What year were these? My neighbor just bought one used from a dealership at a price that sounded way to good.

Also when I was driving home in my 96 Mustang GT on cheap track day tires. It started to sleet/snow and just put a dusting on the streets. The rain run off crests in the road made me slide toward ditches only to be saved by the better traction of the wet grass. It was like driving Bambi on ice.

I learned to love my AE86 SR-5 and its rear wheel drive goodness. I lived half mile away from my job in a planned neighborhood. I had got this car as a last minute replacement after I wrecked my Comanche and only thought it was a econobox. It had snowed about 18in and its extremely rare in my area for that much. It…