But is it a tee-ota or a ty-oder?

Above, stupid drunk is were your friends can get you to do shit like try to jump over a table, but you are aware enough to not get in a car or take the advice to get in a taxi. Super drunk means you are beyond reason and now feel as though you are in a normal state of being and get in your car and drive home and burn…

I wonder what kind of driving one would have to do to be classified as Stupor Drunk.

Above. Stupid drunk is fun and you do things like try to ride a dog. Super drunk is when you puke on the dog and then try to fight the dog and no one likes that guy.

Perhaps we could establish a scale, something like the Michael Floyd Scale of Drunkness. Just a thought.

Is super drunk above or below stupid drunk? Asking for a friend.

It’s been in all 48 states and in the Canadian Provinces. Driven in summer, spring, and winter. Did 180+ at the Texas Mile, and we were part of the Ford GT parade lap at Daytona for the 2016 24hr (they wouldn’t let us drive on the banking, but we crossed start/finish at about a buck 30....

hnnnnnggggghhhhhhhhh..........

He’s had his GT since new in 2006. Now has about 135k miles on it. Drives it everywhere. I’ve been lucky enough to put a couple of thousand miles on it myself.

It’s actually the worlds greatest troll job. Citroen just told all their followers to get fucked. Not that their products haven’t been delivering that message for years already...

Did I just see it lower itself? Welp, I guess I don’t mind ruining this pair of panties.

Isn’t every day “orgasm day”? Who needs a reason?

The GT is certainly beautiful and all but I can’t help but like it a little more... rowdy.

Okay, it’s official. That car looks smoking hot in white. You made me a believer.

While tweeting out a picture of a what appears to be a Cactus. Nice.

I’ll drink to that!

This is the climax to an earth shaking year.