They were so common back in the day between Browns and Steelers fans, sadly now that’s a thing of the past what with the Browns being a doormat and all... sigh.

And to prevent falling, never stand up. I like this game!

Sounds legit.

6'3" and 210lbs, and I concur. I’m a quiet, easy going guy and every now and then I’ll get some wanna-be Napoleon give me an attitude. Oh, did I mention that I’m in my early 50's, too? I do happen to look very good for my age, hell, better than most guys 20 years my junior as I work out regularly, but really, dafuq?

My apartment is a couple of hundred yards from the Ohio Turnpike and have heard several blowouts in the 5 years I’ve been living there. More than a few times I’ve been awakened from a deep sleep by a loud BANG coming from the direction of the Pike. Why, oh why, do they always seem to blow up AT NIGHT???

The moisture ethanol absorbs rots gas tanks from the inside out, for one thing. It also attacks and rots carb floats, fuel pump diaphrams, rubber fuel lines, etc. Fuck that stuff.

I don’t know, this plow driver is now in a bit of a pickle...

I HATE that fucking “sovreign imunity” shit! Why the fuck do municipalities get a free pass from shit that would put us mere mortals behind bars?

The last one I dated wasn’t... :(

As a native Clevelander I LOL every time I see that vid! Been there, done that!

I’d go to Zihuatanej... buy me an old wreck of a boat...

At his age? Yea, I can see that...

If it happened to me right now (I’m 53) I’d be good to go :) .

Damn! So far I’ve had zero issues... *knocks vigorously on wood*

Hopefully now you’ll sleep easier.

Same here. At 18 I had a ‘74 Pinto, can’t get into much trouble with one of those.

Shit that’s been sitting in a gas can in the garage for a year or so. Nicely aged.

I hear ya.

Ethanol is hygroscopic, that’s why. Fuck ethanol.

Rip down the highway in low gear. I can watch the gas gauge drop on my P71 w/3.27 gears driving down the interstate @75-80 mph in 3rd instead of O/D.